[wplug] humor break

[Doug Green]

Hi all,
This isn't even loosely linux related, but it is funny as hell and I 
thought I'd share. Furthermore, it follows a previous thread regarding 
signature lines...
Some clever lawyer found out that email is not completely private on 
our outgoing mail servers at work (umm.... yeah, sad but true). This 
presents a problem because of patient confidentiality issues, so they 
wrote up this gigantic signature line disclaimer statement, which we 
are now required to use. I suggested encryption, but it was received 
with blank stares.
My boss completely flipped out over this new requirement, and decided 
to make his own version of the disclaimer. Here are the two versions, 
back to back (and, yes, he REALLY is using his version):

Disclaimer:
"This e-mail may contain confidential information of the sending 
organization.  Any unauthorized or improper disclosure, copying, 
distribution, or use of the contents of this e-mail and attached 
document(s) is prohibited.  The information contained  in this e-mail 
and attached document(s) is intended only for the personal and 
confidential use of the recipient(s) named above.  If you have received 
this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately by 
e-mail and delete the original  e-mail and attached document(s)."


Disclaimer:
If you received this email by mistake, you are a MORON. The content was 
clearly intended to its receiver (who cares who he/she is !?) and it is 
VERY IMPORTANT and SECRET and...IMPORTANT. If you want to say 
something, SHUT UP !...SHUT UP...SHUT UP...You GUY !!!!

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