[wplug] red alert

Tom Rhodes trhodes at FreeBSD.org
Tue Jan 25 16:38:18 EST 2005


On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 16:31:04 -0500 (EST)
Russ Schneider <russ at sugapablo.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Jan 2005, Zachary Uram wrote:
> 
> > The Blizzard is on the way just in time for the AFCC game!
> > 
> > Latest forecast calls for snow to begin by midnight tonight and accumulating 
> > at ~1" per hour for total of 9-10" by 12pm. Addiitonal snow on Sunday likely.
> > Stock up on your emergency supplies! Head for the hills! heh.
> 
> It's a big conspiracy by big corporate moguls at Giant Eagle (TM).  Use
> your advertising revenue leverage with local networks to "beef up" them
> snow alerts so that people will run in a panic to their local Dirty Bird
> and clean the shelves off in preperation for being "snowed in", all the
> while only a few inches fall in the city and every purchase you made is
> recorded via your Advantage Card (TM) and kept in a database with your 
> personal information ready to sell to anyone who's willing to pay to see 
> what's in your basket, including your pharmecueticals.
> 
> </neurotic, paranoid rambling>

tidy error: neurotic tag closure without an opening line XX ...

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Tom Rhodes


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