[wplug] red alert
Russ Schneider
russ at sugapablo.com
Tue Jan 25 16:31:04 EST 2005
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005, Zachary Uram wrote:
> The Blizzard is on the way just in time for the AFCC game!
>
> Latest forecast calls for snow to begin by midnight tonight and accumulating
> at ~1" per hour for total of 9-10" by 12pm. Addiitonal snow on Sunday likely.
> Stock up on your emergency supplies! Head for the hills! heh.
It's a big conspiracy by big corporate moguls at Giant Eagle (TM). Use
your advertising revenue leverage with local networks to "beef up" them
snow alerts so that people will run in a panic to their local Dirty Bird
and clean the shelves off in preperation for being "snowed in", all the
while only a few inches fall in the city and every purchase you made is
recorded via your Advantage Card (TM) and kept in a database with your
personal information ready to sell to anyone who's willing to pay to see
what's in your basket, including your pharmecueticals.
</neurotic, paranoid rambling>
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